"Now?" Derek heaves in a breath, punches the mermaid still writhing under his foot, and looks at Stiles expectantly.
"No!" Stiles snaps, binds the mermaid’s hands and glares up at Derek.
"I bought you out here for a romantic walk on the beach! You said you liked that shit on your facebook profile."
"I was being ironic!"
Derek snarls, steps on the mermaids tail until he stops writhing. “That’s just dumb.”
"Looking for ways to woo me is dumb, dude. I’m not dating you."